From ape man to computing man

From ape man to computing man in less than three minutes, with some nice graphics.
However, I am not a supporter of this concept of evolution.

Happy Father’s Day (to me)

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
1. NAME  ________________________ DATE OF BIRTH _______________
2. HEIGHT __________ WEIGHT ________ I.Q ________ G.P.A._________
3. EPF# __________________ [...]

Who’s the smartest?

Three kids bragging about fathers:

First: My dad’s so smart he can talk for one hour on any subject.
Second: My dad’s so smart he can talk for two hours on any subject.
Third: My dad’s so smart he can talk for 3 hours and doesn’t even need a subject.

Source unknown

At the Library

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I was sitting in my favorite chair, studying for the final stages of my doctoral degree, when Sarah announced herself in my presence with a question: “Daddy, do you want to see my family picture?”
“Sarah, Daddy’s busy. Come back in a little while, Honey.”
Good move, right? I was busy. A week’s worth of [...]

800 Pacos

There’s a Spanish story of a father and son who had become estranged. The son ran away, and the father set off to find him. He searched for months to no avail. Finally, in a last desperate effort to find him, the father put an ad in a Madrid newspaper. The ad read: “Dear [...]