Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ……………

Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
No money, sell  TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute,  slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote but HP don’t have.
Last but not least…….
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS……
Once get it,  HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah

As for me, I prefer a wife who is my girlfriend.
mikemich

11 Comments

  1. 1
    chi Says:

    wao….good illustration~! haha..

    so sweet la both of u~
    God bless this family~! ^^

  2. 2
    Karl Says:

    huh? so your TV is also your handphone? or is your handphone also your TV?

    Do you watch TV with your handphone? or do you make calls with your TV?

    i’m confused…

  3. 3
    MikeLeo Says:

    I prefer an ALL-In-ONE TV and HANDPHONE.

    Why have one while you can have both in one?

  4. 4
    Pauline Says:

    Lol, so sweet =)

  5. 5
    MikeLeo Says:

    Pau & Chi,

    Make sure you really pray and get to know your guy before you marry him.

    It’s vital for any woman to marry a God-fearing & wife-loving husband.

    That is why it’s always wise to choose a boyfriend when you starts to work.

    That will give you a clearer picture of the guy’s true colour when he is out there in there world, building his career and faced with all sort of pressure & temptations.

  6. 6
    chi Says:

    hmm…thanks. i got the point. =) but that kind of man kinda pupus…lolz.

  7. 7
    MikeLeo Says:

    Pupus?

    Where can? There are so many great men in our church.

    Will the men or boyz in our church say amen!?

  8. 8
    Karl Says:

    Lol…

    Amen from JB!

    *Note: Karl is strictly unavailable for the moment. He’s still in a process of metamorphosis.

  9. 9
    MikeLeo Says:

    Karl,

    We are all still in the process of metamorphosis, or in English, transformation/change.

    Once we are done, we will be in heaven.

  10. 10
    Nav Says:

    Amen!!! Ps.Mike, Then when you get married leh? Handphone become TV?? LOL

  11. 11
    MikeLeo Says:

    When I got married, handphone and TV became TWO IN ONE…. TWO SHALL BECOME ONE….


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