Have you ever picked your nose?
I sincerely believe that since Adam and Eve, every human being (and apes) has been picking their nose (and other’s also). Can you live without picking your nose? Imagine reading news headline “Die of nose block due to lack of nose picking habit”
Do you think that nose-picking is common in adults?
Not only to adult, it is common to babies, toddlers, elderly and yes.. even our distant relatives, the apes and monkeys”
How often do you pick your nose? (daily, weekly, monthly)
How often do you scratch your back? Whenever it inches lar!
How much time do you spend nose-picking?
As long as it feels good, keep on digging. Why limit the indulgence of nose picking? Do you know that in average, a normal human being will dig their nose 4 times a day? If you’re not digging it 4 times a day, you’re not normal!!
* Hey! Why not dedicate a day call “NosePick Day”? It will be an international day for picking your nose publicly. Cool!
Why do you do it (Unclog the nasal passages,to relieve discomfort or itchiness,to avoid the unsightly appearance of a booger hanging from my nose, personal hygiene,out of habit)?
It’s a God given talent to extract mucus (whether dried or wet) and/or foreign objects (whether bog or small) from the from the nose. It’s a fun habit to cultivate.
Which finger do you use?
Whichever finger that is usable. Have you tried the thumb? Or even better, get someone else to do it. Do you know that King Tut had a personal nose picker? It’s cool to be a king, huh?(click here)
How do you dispose of the goop? (tissue, hanky, floor, stuck it to furniture, eat)
Depending on where I am.
If I’m driving – it’s fun to flick the nasal secretions outside toward an oncoming vehicle. It take skills to aim, ya know.
If I’m on my desk – since the nasal secretion can be sticky, why not stick it underneath your colleague’s desk?
If I’m hungry – anyone know what your nasal secretion tastes like?
If I’m bored – make a new record of how much nasal secretions you can collect within a minute
If I’m sad – have you seen a man picking nose while laughing or crying?
If I’m meeting new people – it can be a gift transfered via hand shake
and the list can go on…
My point is this: You can pick your nose anytime, anywhere, anyhow.
Be creative and be innovative. We may also have nose picking competition, rite?!
yerr..gross la..use people’s finger to pick ur nose~=.=”
Gorsse? Let’s put it in this perspective: we are serving one another by digging each other’s nose. wa ha ha ha …
Forget it, Mike.
I ain’t serving anyone by digging into those holes.
I can read them the bible, but picking noses is just off limits. =D
Yes, Vicki..read them the Bible to them as they pick their nose.
urgh! disgusting!!
What’s wrong with reading Bible while picking nose? People read Bible when they are in the toilet doing their business!
Ps Mike, i lovessss your last answer.. so dear all.. you should know what to do whenever you see this huge guy anyway around you.. stay near.. uops.. stay CLEAR! hahhahaa….
Edren,
Too late…many has fallen victim to my nasal secretion all these years of shaking hand with me ..muah ha ha ha ha …
Now i know why u are so happy in shaking each others hand on Sunday… hehehe.. oh.. by the way.. who is sitting next table with you? pitty him/her…. hahaha….
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